This made me spit up...

I was catching up on some blog reading and came across this conversation between a blogger and his mother. I literally choked on my iced tea and lost some of it.

(Conversation with Mom, about an upcoming trip I'm taking)

Me:...and when I'm there I can say 'hi' to _______ (affluent ex-boyfriend).

Mom: I thought you weren't talking to _____ anymore.

Me: We still talk, I just didn't want to move to Massachusetts and marry him. It pissed him off.

Mom: Oh.

Me: But we're friends.

Mom: You should be "friends with benefits."

Me: MOTHER.

Mom: What? It's the new thing, I saw it on TV.

Me: "Friends with benefits" has been around for a long time, Mom.

Mom: Then you should be friends with him, and I can get the benefits when you buy me presents with his money.

(pause)

Me: Do you know what the "benefits" really are?

Mom: Yes, Danny.

Me: Just checking.

Thanks for making me cackle and wet myself Dan.