Friday, February 29, 2008

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait


You will all be pleased to know that my new job has finally come through. After the requisite background check, psychological exam, physical exam, and accompanying drama not to mention the long waiting periods, I have a start date on St. Patrick's Day. Muchos muchos gracias to all of your support throughout the process these last few months. I am greatly looking forward to the fresh start and a new (and hopefully less bitter) group of co-workers.

Girl Scout cookies arrived this week; it is a dangerous time of year. I bought about 15 boxes and put them in my freezer, hoping that some may make it to summer. I do this every year and they are usually gone within a month. I have only gone through one box so far, making this the best start in recent years. If we do get hit with the big one, at least I will have cookies for a few days to survive on.

I know this will seem like a strange topic, but I purchased a nose hair trimmer a couple of days ago and am amazed at how cool this little device is. Being the children of depression era parents, something seemed so wrong about spending money on such a frivolous device. Thanks to a promo Amazon.com was running over Christmas, I had a $30 gift card to use. I figured this would be a good use of it. I had previously used a pair of cuticle scissors to accomplish the unpleasant, yet necessary task when it presented itself. In the many years I did it this way, I only cut myself once or twice. Still, the idea of sticking sharp blades up your nose has always creeped me out. The nose hair trimmer is virtually silent, painless, and it does such a great job of keeping the weeds whacked. The amount of joy this little device has brought me is frightening. I am such a freak.

We have had a nice spell of warm weather the last few days here in the Bay Area. It feels like spring is on its way.

Have a great weekend all. Cuidate.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Why He's Winning


Barack Obama is catching some flak (and will likely be catching more as the general election approaches) regarding his lack of experience and specific policy plans. As Hillary Clinton struggles to gain any sort of traction against her opponent, it is beginning to look like desperation. The point that many political insiders cannot see is that Obama represents the best of young America, the next generation. Our generation is too young to remember JFK and the sense of optimism he brought with his election. Our generation barely remembers Watergate and Vietnam. Gen X grew up in the 80s. Ronald Reagan, Van Halen, Topgun, Michael Jackson, Back to the Future. These are the memories of our childhoods. We are also more cognisant, thanks to the Internet, of the United States of America being one voice in a chorus of many. We may shout louder and take more than our share, but we are beginning to think globally instead of locally. The days of "You are either with us or against us." are over. Our generation is looking for solution, not conflict and argument. Our generation is looking for tolerance, not hatred. Our generation would like to see our government take an active role in providing quality education for future generations and basic health care for all Americans, not a system where the rich grow richer and the poor grow poorer. After growing up watching the failures of the last twenty years of American politics, we want change. No matter what Hillary Clinton or John McCain try to pull from their bag of tricks, they will not be able to deliver on what Obama represents to my generation and to future generations of Americans.

Obama also represents who we are as a nation, simply by being who he is. A biracial son of an African immigrant father and a white mother from Kansas. A intelligent man who graduated at the top of his class from Harvard Law yet freely admits to experimenting with drugs in his younger years. A good looking man with a strong intelligent wife and two lovely daughters. He allows us to believe that we are capable of greater things, that we can put aside our differences and move forward and get things accomplished. Neither of the other two candidates in the race bring forth any of those kinds of emotions. When I look at him, I see the best that our country has produced and continues to produce. It seems sappy, but he does give people hope. Americans are more willing to put their money on hope this year than they are on wanting policy plans, flow charts, and diagrams. Everyone wants to feel a little bit better and with Obama, we do.

Cuidate.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Airline Marriages in the Works?


It seems we may finally see some momentum in the airline mergers that have been long speculated about. The CEO's are looking at a potential Obama or Hillary presidency in 2009 and do not like the forecast for a non-business friendly government. Thus, the "We got to get it done now!" push.

Having worked for three major airlines, I can testify that each airline has its very specific culture. Post-9/11, most airline employees are pretty angry and bitter about having taken huge pay and benefit cuts with little or no appreciation from their employers. The only happy airline employees across the board are Southwest. Amongst the majors, Continental and Alaska have better employee morale than the others. It still is not great though. Airline management does not help the situation by defaulting on pension obligations to millions of lifetime employees, declaring bankruptcy, and then emerging shortly thereafter only to award themselves millions of dollars in bonuses. Corporate greed, while not exclusive to the airline industry, seems to have a meaner and greedier spirit than in other industries.

The major obstacles in merging two airlines are corporate culture and seniority. Corporate cultures are vastly different and mergers past and present have proven disastrous. When Pan American Airways (the original granddaddy of U.S. airlines) went out of business, there was a huge rush to purchase their assets and international route authorities. United ended up purchasing the majority of their Pacific operations and the highly coveted London Heathrow hub. Delta scooped up the remainder of the Atlantic operations which Pan Am operated from JFK airport in New York. Pan Am employees were hired and merged into each airline differently. Almost twenty years later, former Pan Am employees still speak of their former company and culture like it exists today. They still (and never will) get over the demise of their airline. When I worked for Northwest, the number your employee number started with reflected which airline you had been hired by; the original Northwest Orient, Republic, or the merged carrier post-1987. This always provoked some sort of conversation amongst the employees. "Oh, you were original Northwest." This stuff seems petty, but people in the airline business take this stuff to the extreme. America West purchased US Airways in 2005 and they are still negotiating the terms of work groups being integrated with each other.

The tricky part of the seniority equation is mostly for flight crews. A pilot's pay is based upon the size of the aircraft that he or she flies and when a pilot can upgrade to the Captain position. As the airlines stopped hiring pilots and buying new planes in the years following 9/11 due to financial strains, the upgrade to captain became a long wait (sometimes ten to fifteen years or even longer). The question one airline pilot will always ask another carrier's pilot is "How long is it to upgrade at your company?" The ability to upgrade to larger aircraft is one of the few ways to increase your pay at an airline after you have put in ten to fifteen years with an airline. Imagine you have put in fourteen years with an airline and you are just about to upgrade to captain. Figure in a good 20 to 30 percent raise that you have been counting on. Now your airline merges and the airline you are merging with has significantly more senior pilots. In theory, if you slot everyone in according to seniority, then you may never be able to upgrade or you may have to wait another ten years. Not to mention most of the pilots flying captain at the junior airline could conceivably be bumped out of their aircraft and captains positions because they no longer have the seniority to hold the seat. Retraining one pilot to fly a different aircraft costs the airline thousands of dollars in training costs, simulator time, and more. Multiply this times thousands of pilots and you can see what a clusterfuck this whole picture becomes. What normally occurs in an airline merger is what is called a "fence agreement". Basically an airline will fly under one name, but still operate as two separate companies with two separate pilot and flight attendant groups until an agreement is reached to bridge the two. This is a costly and emotional process that takes years to achieve and whose outcome is liked by virtually no one. One knows an airline merger has been successful when no one is happy with the outcome, so the saying goes.

Integration of seniority lists for flight attendants is also a big debate. For flight attendants, it is more about what type of flying you can hold and what position on the aircraft you will be working. Flight attendant and pilot bases also can be contentious. Take the possible merger being talked about between Delta and Northwest. Northwest has a Honolulu base that is relatively junior. If you are a Delta flight attendant with 30 years seniority and you commute from Honolulu to Salt Lake City, obviously being able to work out of Honolulu sounds pretty darn good to you instead of an 8 hour commuter flight each way several times per month. But the junior Northwest flight attendant holding a nice schedule with 15 years is not going to be too appreciative when Ms. Delta arrives and takes away his schedule and forces him back into an on call (or "reserve") status.

These concepts are hard for non-airline folk to comprehend, so I apologize if a lot of it seemed confusing or unclear. As you can see, airline mergers are generally a messy proposition. Unfortunately for the employees, they are badly needed. There are just too many American carriers for the market and they continue to struggle to make a profit. They deliver a mostly unpleasant travel experience and struggle on international routes to compete with foreign carriers who do a much better job. Some form of reregulation has been talked about in government circles as our country is dependent on a functional air transport system. The idea sounds good on paper, but it would inevitably lead to higher airfares which the average American may not want to pay. So the dysfunctional system continues as is.

I thought I would run through some of the airlines that are being talked about in the news and their possible marriages.

First off, we have Delta Airlines and Northwest Airlines. Delta has always been an island unto themselves in the airline world. They are a non-unionized airline (with the exception of their pilots) which is fairly unique for U.S. carriers. They have always done their own thing, prided themselves on their southern hospitality, and not really focused on the competition as much as the other carriers have. Being based in Atlanta, they are strongest internationally in the Atlantic market. Northwest Airlines is based in Minneapolis and is the combination of many mergers of smaller carriers through the years. Northwest's two largest hubs are in Detroit and Minneapolis and it has a strong presence in Asia. They operate a hub in Tokyo from which they fly to many destinations within Asia. Northwest throughout the years has had much labor tension and is the only carrier in recent memory to have had strikes by both its pilot and mechanic groups. (The mechanics were all fired and replaced with non-union members or "scabs" as a result of strike actions.) Northwest has always been a company more concerned about the bottom line versus striving to provide an outstanding inflight product. They also have a very old fleet of DC-9s, some of which are from the 1960s. The worldwide route structure of the combined companies would be formidable. It would be very interesting to see what kind of corporate culture would emerge from this marriage. Rumors from the press are that the merger is being held up by the pilots who cannot agree on seniority integration. The carriers are smart to address this early on because pilots are one group that can ground an airline. Flight attendants, ground workers, and others can be easily trained, but pilots cannot be.

If these two are able to work out a deal, then United and Continental emerge as the next most likely couple. United has been pushing this merger for years, but each airline's management team wants to control the new company. It sounds as if United's management team has finally relented and is willing to allow Continental's team to run the new company. United has been under horrible management for many years now and this could only help employee groups at United to make a fresh start. Continental has had an excellent management team in place since they brought Gordon Bethune aboard in the 90s. Employee relations are very good at Continental, but it would be interesting to see if this would carry over to the new company. People who work at United have a certain sense of entitlement and a sense, however right or wrong it is that they are among the best. Yes, United has an acceptable inflight product and they do have a strong international presence. Still, they are not all that. They are going to have to lose the attitude to make the marriage work. United is the second U.S. carrier with a strong presence in the Pacific (Northwest being the other). Both United and Northwest operate hubs from Tokyo Narita from which they carry passengers throughout Asia. United also operates larger hubs in Chicago, San Francisco, London, Washington D.C., and Denver. United is only U.S. carrier to fly to Australia from the mainland U.S. and used to operate round-the-world service until they ceased service to New Delhi, India from London and Hong Kong post-9/11. Continental is a strong player in the Atlantic market as well as Central America. They operate major hubs in Newark and Houston and have received many accolades in recent years for their domestic and international inflight service. Continental also owns portions of Copa Airlines in Costa Rica and Air Micronesia based in Guam. With their mutual strengths in the Atlantic and Pacific markets, the potential is there for United/Continental to be a great airline. The interesting thing will be seeing if the two different cultures are able to come together. There is an interesting ironic twist to this deal. Northwest owns a small stake in Continental and has veto power over any merger. If Northwest chooses to merge with another airline, then Continental can exercise an exit clause in the deal for $100. So if the Northwest/Delta merger falls through, then this deal will likely fall through also.

There is speculation that if both of these mergers take place, then American may feel left out and seek a merger with US Airways or Alaska. US Airways is dealing with so much internal strife these days, I do not see that happening. Alaska might be a possibility.

The so called "low fare airlines" are also a group to keep an eye on. JetBlue is no longer the darling it once was in the public's eye. Higher fuel costs, employee morale, and congestion at JFK are contributing to growing pains for the young carrier. In an interesting turn of events, Lufthansa recently sank some cash into them. Who knows what that is all about? Virgin America began service in 2007 out of San Francisco, but they are not generating much buzz. They have an upscale inflight product with advanced inflight entertainment systems and wireless internet access coming soon. Still, I have not spoken with one person who has flown them since they began service. They are only flying to a handful of cities at this point and there is talk on the street that they are not doing well. Skybus also started last year out of Columbus, Ohio with a Ryanair formula. Cheap tickets all the time and passengers pay for everything (including a soda onboard, checking a bag, or to get into the first boarding group). I flew them last summer and could not find much to complain about. They were super cheap and are flying brand new A319s. Only time will tell. Some of the older players in the market are having a rough time of it. Frontier is struggling to fight off the rapidly expanding Southwest in Denver. Airtran out of Atlanta would like to expand, but keeps being thwarted. They attempted to purchase Midwest Express for most of last year, but Northwest ended up investing some money into their company to keep them independent and to shore up Northwest's midwest monopoly. ATA has been gutted by owner Southwest and is rumored to be possibly ending scheduled service. This business is not for the faint of heart, that is for certain. You have to be able to ride the waves of change like a champion surfer.

I expect we will see some merger announcements in the next couple of week. Over the next five to ten years is when we will truly see the results.

Cuidate.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

This is a Dog Town


San Francisco is a dog city, hands down. People love their dogs here. Perhaps it is because the younger generations are not getting married and having children like they used to. Dogs are great companions and are always a good conversation starter. Stern and unfriendly looking people melt when brought into contact with a happy and good natured dog.

It was a beautiful day in San Francisco today, one of the first warm and sunny weekends we have had in months. Everyone seemed to be making an effort to get out and enjoy the beautiful weather. Of course, everyone brought their dogs with them and it was (as it always seems to be) a virtual parade of dogs around the Mission and the Castro. Here are a few of the dogs I saw on parade today.


The dachshund is one of the quintessential city dogs. Small, curious, affectionate, and they do not require much exercise. The only downside to a dachshund is you are not going to get anywhere in a hurry walking one of these cute little pups.

The chihuahua was the "it" dog to have over the past 5 years. Celebrities had them, the Mexican family next door had one, Paris and Britney both had them, and they have to be one of the cutest dogs ever. If you do not get to exercise your chi one day, it is not a big deal. They are a little bit yappy, but OH so cute.

The beagle has always been a favorite of dog lovers everywhere. With the breed's recent first Best in Show win at the Westminster Kennel Club, I predict sales of beagle puppies will soar. They are such adorable dogs, but the baying does get to be a bit much. Suzanne has always wanted a beagle named Brody. What do you think Suz?


This is the hot dog of the moment, the French bulldog. I saw at least five of these today and everytime I am in the Castro, I see more of them. They are very cute dogs and they seem to have fun and energetic personalities. They also are much cuter than the slobbery British bulldogs.


I must admit, I have never been a fan of the pug. There was something about them that was so odd looking. The other thing that seemed annoying to me was that lesbians and older gay men seemed to have a preference for the breed. However, I was sold when I had the opportunity to play with a pug puppy for an hour or so one day at a friend's house. I now see why people love them. They are an absolute mess of a dog. They are funny looking, they are short and roly poly, and they slobber everywhere. They also seem fairly content to just play around and do not seem to require as much exercise as a bigger dog.


The newer "made to order" age of dogs has arrived. Careful selective breeding produced the dog above known as the puggle, a cross between a beagle and a pug. I have yet to see one of these in person, but they look adorable. I am sure it will not be long before these replace the French bulldog as the puppy of choice in San Francisco.


Ok, poodles scare me. Especially the non-miniature ones. I find them really ugly and freaky. Look at this one. You can read the expression on her face. "Get me the hell out of dodge...and do not cut my hair like this again."

Labs are such great dogs on so many levels. Smart, loyal, beautiful, strong, sweet. They are a classic. You can never go wrong in having a lab. My only hesitation in getting one would be that they require a lot of consistent exercise. My schedule does not allow for this kind of time commitment.



This is a dog I can see myself owning in a few years. I saw one in an animal shelter and fell in love. Rhodesian Ridgebacks are from Africa and they were used on cattle stations and farms. They also would be used in packs to hunt and tree lions, so hunters could shoot them. They are a very nonchalant and aloof dog, very quiet, and not much seems to phase them. I suppose after hunting lions, not too much would phase me either!

Each time I see someone with a cute dog, I want one of my own. I hope to make the plunge in another year or two.

Hope everyone had a great weekend. Cuidate.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Big V


Does everyone remember the politics of Valentine exchange when we were in elementary school? It is kind of a silly and very gay ritual for children. I specifically remember one kid in my fifth grade class being a Jehovah's Witness and he never got to exchange Valentines with other kids in the class. (He also never got to partake in any of the holidays - Christmas, Halloween, Easter, etc. What a sucky way to have to grow up. I hope he eventually rebelled as an adult.)

Anyhow, hope you all have a great Valentine's Day.

Cuidate.

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Check This Out!


European engineers are working on a hypersonic airliner.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=512375&in_page_id=1965&ito=1490

It seemed as of a few years ago, after the demise of Concorde, that no one was interested in pushing the envelope of commercial air travel. Fascinating article. I would love to see this aircraft become a reality.

I am working a bunch of overtime before switching jobs, so my life is work, work, work right now. Very unexciting.

Hope everyone has a great weekend. Cuidate.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Random Thoughts


1. Blogging long overdue. I was trying to be poetic the other day and the effort failed miserably. I will try it again when I am less tired and bitter.

2. California votes today (as does everyone else it seems). I sent my absentee ballot in two weeks ago. Good thing I did it early because it came back to me. Who knew you had to put a stamp on them? Go Obama! Michelle has been looking fierce lately too. (Fierce is a good gay way, not in a scary way straight people.)

3. Almost there with the new job. Have my "I'm not a crazy person!" interview tomorrow. I am hoping to be starting across the Bay the first week of March.

4. Valentine's Day is fast approaching. I am having thoughts of sending my ex-boyfriend flowers. Somebody hit me with a brick.

5. Today is my mom's birthday. Happy Birthday Mom!  I have a sneaking suspicion the flowers I sent from an orchid farm in Southern California never made it out yesterday.  I am hoping their website is horribly wrong.

6. Two minute (MY-NEWT) earthquakes tonight while I was at work. (So minute my coworkers had to tell me we were having an earthquake. Until I saw the Geological Survey website, I swore they were lying.) I printed out the Natural Disaster Preparedness Kit sheet and am putting my kit together this weekend. We are coming due for a big one in the next ten years or so.

7. Who would have predicted the Pats losing? Biggest upset in the history of football. Eli Manning's brother Peyton was in his senior year at Pitt when I did my one year stint. It seems like yesterday.

8. Girl Scout cookie time. My Thin Mints are a-coming.

9. I have somehow put on 5-7 pounds since Christmas and it's not coming off easily. Getting older sucks.

10. It is the Year of the Rat.
Kung Hei Fat Choi!

11. Why was there no new Project Runway episode last week? Can we really deal with Ricky being the reigning challenge winner two weeks running? Negative.
 

12. I need to get my loft in order. Paint, shelves, artwork, and more. I am gonna some stuff done this year. 

13. Recently heard somewhere. Life is what happens while you are making plans. Fucking brilliant and so true. 

Cuidate all.